“Model is wearing a cocoon shaped wrap lavishly trimmed in white fur over a white satin evening dress by Ceil Chapman, photo by Gordon Parks in Times Square, New York City, 1956”
Seriously? This photo is from 1956? O___O
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: nomadichead, via just-the-way-you-arent)
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
(via rimjobssible)
me
I think the amount of times I do this is more than the notes this could ever get…
(Source: boy-without-rubiks-cube, via j-ydon)
Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal
(Source: carlosbaila, via j-ydon)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
(via liz-aard)
